Am I a lesbian?

March 14, 2020
Senseless Throwback Series

Originally Posted: July 15th, 2008 by Jerlene

So, there’s a bunch of people asking me if I’m a lesbian. I even had people “come out” to me because they thought I would empathize. LOL

The worst is when someone says that they “always thought I was gay”. Um, no. Can I not just be nice? What is the world coming to that people now take kindness as homosexuality? I’m blunt and I’m an open book.

Because of this, people either think 1 of 3 things[or all if they don’t know me too well]. 1) I’m weird. 2) I’m “special needs”. 3) I’m gay. That’s sad, yet hilarious.

I AM weird! Who wants to be normal? Normal is weird… I like standing out and living life to the fullest. I’m sorry that you don’t. I swear I’m not “special”. I’m awesome, but I’m not special. And I’m not gay. There’s a difference. Yeah. I mean, don’t get me wrong, girls are pretty but, no thank you. Well….depends on the girl.

Raging bull dykes scare me[Is that politically incorrect? Sorry]. If I wanted to be with a guy, I’d just be with a guy. A coworker once told me that she thought someone that we worked with was gay[sorry to her, I kind of brought that up]. She said that if the situation was right and the right person came along, this girl would definitely take advantage of that[if you knew the girl you’d think the same thing]. I guess this applies to me, too. In my opinion, it applies to everyone, but whatever.

Anyway, I just think it’s funny how everyone seems to think I give off some big lesbian vibe. I kind of thought I did but it’s just my personality. It bothers me when people think I’m like that but I can’t help but be…nice.

Fuck it. Take this post for what it is and draw your own conclusion.

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